Duffman costume
Man, I’d do anything for a Duffman costume
Forget wanting a can of Duff, man, right now I’d do anything for a Duffman costume and that includes dancing in front of you ladies showing off my toned and trim six-pack and a finely honed butt to the rear.
Duffman’s the name and dancing for you ladies in a Duffman costume is the game.
Sporting a fine chiseled torso, bulging biceps which could crush a grape and abs you could iron clothes on and dressed sportingly and ready for any upcoming action an my new Duffman costume.
Sadly, as her indoors pointed out the six pack is now a jelly mold, the bulging biceps have turned almost into bat wings and the finely honed buns are, shall we say politely, less than firm.
However, who really cares because I am in for a mighty fine time on Halloween because ever since I was a young boy I have either tricked or treated my way round the local neighborhood, first with my mom and pop then moved on to going with my buddies.
After I got married and we had kids they became the be all and end all of our lives and trick or treating took on a new lease of life.
Now in the fall of our lives we still go trick or treating but now it is with the granddaughters who we think, by next year will be too old at ten to be seen with grandpa and grandma – definitely NOT cool. Maybe they are just too worried that grandpa wearing a Duffman costume is not the best advert for a retiree.
It’s funny (peculiar) how we go through life at first not having any inhibitions, then gaining loads and finally shedding them in later life. Personally, so long as I am having a bit of fun and not hurting, embarrassing or upsetting anyone then anything ids fair game; and at the moment and certainly for the past couple of years it has been a Simpsons themed costume for means this year the theme will be carried on with a Duffman costume.
Of course the Duffman costume is from the same website from which I obtained my Homer costume of last year and my Bart costume the year before that. Some great ideas for Halloween are available on this neatly laid out website and if, unlike me you have arrived here by chance and are NOT looking for a Duffman costume fear not, there are thousands of other costumes and themes to choose from.
You may wonder why, at the time of writing it is mid July why I am banging on about a Duffman costume and Halloween; well the simple reason is that her indoors has taught me over the years to always look ahead and make sure everything is organized in advance. As she keeps telling me, better to be two hours early than five minutes late. Take a look at this fab website today and make sure you order your Halloween costume and other Halloween accessories otherwise her indoors will definitely have something to say.
Happy Halloween everyone!
